I am stealing this from Travis, but it seems like such a good thing to do. So, here we go.
The two lines I recently read are from Carly Phillips Hot Property:
Ben hated sleeping on a friend's couch. He hated feeling like a loser who couldn't hold a job or make a go at any career he started.
The last two lines I wrote are an addition to page 2 of my manuscript Broken Rules:
"Go change your clothes, you nasty little bastard." His breath reaked of cigarettes, garlic and vodka.
Happy Tuesday everybody!